misterjakes:

unclefloyd:

tfw = two fucking weiners

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I simply cannot

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hotboysofficial:

when i want to take credit for something i saw on 9gag but theres always that little icon thing

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I think you misunderstood the gif…

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"When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog."

A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via africandogontheprairie)

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Best Vine ever

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I’m not sure how you want me to top it Timehop

I’m not sure how you want me to top it Timehop

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siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

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to-fight-against-the-words:

it’s always sunny taking the everloving piss out of standard sitcom dialogue

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"Get back to work"

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